Fifty Shades of Grey – Film Hamster

Review – Fifty Shades Darker

This is your fault. You, the movie-going public. You ignored me and 75% of critics and went to see Fifty Shades of Grey. It made a lot of money, so now this sequel has been foisted upon us.

According to 2005’s Idiocracy, in the year 2505 a movie called Ass, featuring ninety minutes of a naked rear making rude noises, was the number one movie in America. In 2015 one of the most anticipated films of the year is based on erotic Twilight fanfiction. I’m starting to think that 500 years was tooContinue reading “Review – Fifty Shades of Grey”

15 Reasons why 2015 is Going to be Giant at the Box Office

People are just not going to the movies as much as they used to. With bigger, better, and cheaper options at home, 2014 had the lowest number of movie tickets sold since 1995. That’s in the past now though. As we begin the 2015 movie season there is a ridiculously large number of films thatContinue reading “15 Reasons why 2015 is Going to be Giant at the Box Office”